Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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