Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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