didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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