1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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