the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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