Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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