The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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