yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.