He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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