My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal