if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
