her vagine was all disorganized.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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