yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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