So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
why is half of my head shaved?
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