Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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