So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Randomize
