Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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