I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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