That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You're like the curious george of whores
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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