funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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