PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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