just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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