normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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