too bad you live with your parents still
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I have aggressive nipples.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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