jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So here I am, sexting at work.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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