Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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