you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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