Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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