Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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