Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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