thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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