there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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