no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's rum buckets o'clock
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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