Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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