Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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