I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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