she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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