All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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