Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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