I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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