I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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