If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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