gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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