Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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