there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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