its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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