Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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