Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
