Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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