Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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