The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives