Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i love accidental penises.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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