Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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