there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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