I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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