sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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