i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
