I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.