singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh