I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.