ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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