Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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