Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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